Tesco is selling packs of vegetarian sausages called Little Willies.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Its not the first time weve heard sausages compared to willies – mainly cocktail sausages, to be honest – but we havent seen it actually on a packet of sausages before.
Dutch sausage brand The Vegetarian Butcher came up with the name, and weve got to give it to them for their sense of humour.
The pork-free sausages are made from soy and are designed to taste like Lincolnshire-style sausages (which are definitely the best sausages, FYI).
You can get a pack of six at Tesco for £3, and or in Waitrose for £2.99.
Since the launch, people have been talking about them on social media – mainly to share how amused they are.
One person said: I grew up in Lincolnshire and sure I saw some willies, but buddy. They werent sausages.
Another added that vegetarians have little willies.
Someone else said: Who on earth decided to call sausages little willies. And why are my parents so immature that they bought them for me just because of it?
Little Willies – Strong vegan range in Tesco. pic.twitter.com/ZI9ak7dzee
— Steve Dresser (@dresserman) April 16, 2019
Little willies….. pic.twitter.com/Mtnc4VlYCD
— Jade Dando (@jadedando1) April 11, 2019
— Wendy Searle (@betweensnowsky) April 1, 2019
Honestly, well done Tesco and Waitrose for stocking Little Willies – were surRead More – Source